My dog has cancer, this is the worst summer ever.
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
This is called “Slow Show”. Don’t..don’t play it at your weddings cause…it...– Matt Berninger, on stage for the National, before playing “Slow Show” (via saintromuluschild)
instead of working on a paper I just bought a 35-80mm lens and 70-210mm lens on eBay and now I’m too giddy and excited to work on my paper oops
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
People get really irritated by mental illness. “Just fucking get it together!...– Maria Bamford (via justrebellion)
bunandcheeeese: Self care is important. Do what makes you happy. Your desires, no matter how great or minute, matter. Paint your nails. Uniformity is unnecessary. Choose colors that make you grin. Buy pretty panties. For yourself. Not for him or her. Stop attaching guilt to every pleasure. Eat good. Make no apology for taking care of yourself.
33113: don’t be too clingy don’t be such a ‘girl’ be a woman but be hairless like a child don’t wear skimpy outfits don’t be such a ‘slut’ be modest but take it off when i ask don’t assert yourself don’t be such a ‘bitch’ be nice to me but don’t be a fucking doormat don’t be ignorant don’t be such a ‘bimbo’ be intelligent but don’t argue your opinion with me don’t wear make-up ever don’t be so...
fuckyeahfeminists: grrlyman: Shout out to everyone who had to be their own mother/parent. Just because your parents weren’t capable doesn’t mean you didn’t deserve love and security. I’m proud of us, of the amazing humans we’ve raised. props to ya’ll!!!