August 2011
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Been poppin' my antidepressants for fun. The...
Just wrapped three bottles of liquor, stuck them...
I think my luggage might be overweight. Shit, shit, shit.
“There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa...”
– Raymond Chandler
And also, I keep having acid flashbacks when I...
Except it’s not unpleasant and sort of nice.
My parents are so fucking weird.
So I hang out with my weird/attractive/not single/here for seven weeks German friend on a nearly daily basis, partly because I hate everyone/everyone hates me, and partly because he enjoys lounging on the beach as much as I do, and because he is as lonely as I am. And he has a girlfriend in Germany and my parents are like, “You should get with him,” and I’m all “But he has...
On a scale of how excited I am to go back to...
Why? CUZ I AIN’T CRAZY ANYMORE AND I CAN GET SHIT DONEEEEEE!
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Baked, watching a documentary about planets.
Gnarly
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Bitch, you can't brag to me that you're seeing Bon...
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My birthday cake
Was a joint stuck into a weed brownie. Best birthday ever.
That moment when you're at a party dancing to...
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Friend says "Let's talk. I need to apologize."
She flipped out at me for not calling her to hang out.
I stopped calling her because she never answered and is a 45 on a scale of ‘How Fucking Difficult It Is To Wrangle You’ and generally just wanted to hang out with her boyfriend over her friends.
I said, “Yes, let’s talk.” Called her. NO FUCKING ANSWER OHMYGODLKJAFKJLAFALJFÂ
“I don’t mean to close the door, but for the record my heart is sore.”
