May 2012
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b-k-o-b: “Slut” is just the weirdest insult ever. How does it even work? “You do the thing that is responsible for not only both of our lives but collectively our entire species and many of the species of life I can think of right now. Not only that, but you do this act often. And you like it.” Did you…..did you win? 
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Guy from Washington came into the store today. Told him I went to school in Washington. He asked what school. I said Puget Sound. He looks at me and says, “Oh, you must be really rich. Puget Sound is so expensive.” He WASN’T JOKING. Yeah, UPS is really expensive. Which is why I’m on a shit ton of financial aid. You know what other schools are expensive? UCs! Which would...
Apr 14th
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Revised European Adventure Plan!
Brussels - Amsterdam - Berlin - Prague - Krakow - Vienna - Budapest - Croatia (Hvar, Split) - Slovenia (Lake Bled) - Italy (Florence) - France (Aix-en-Provence, Paris) - Brussels
Apr 12th
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One of the few things that bothers me about my job: She asked if I would work on Easter. Fine, I said, I don’t celebrate Easter. It doesn’t matter to me. But when I asked my boss if I could close fifteen minutes early so I could be home in time for sundown last week, because it was the first night of Passover and we were having a pseudo-Seder. And she’s like “ohhhhh...
Apr 12th
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tunnnelsnakesrule: zombieinmybutt: tunnnelsnakesrule: jesscats: josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson So tell me,  When did you graduate from Killjoke University? 2004 i was valedictorian 
Apr 12th
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Updated European Adventure Itinerary!
deus-ex-musica: c-sea: Belgium to France France to Italy Italy to Croatia Croatia to Slovenia Slovenia to Austria Austria to Belgium to fly hoooooome. SHWUT.  SHWUT THE FUCK INDEED.  Desperately wish I could go with you guys… :/ Get a damn passport and come with us!  Even though you’d probably starve over the course of a month. 
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Updated European Adventure Itinerary!
Belgium to France France to Italy Italy to Croatia Croatia to Slovenia Slovenia to Austria Austria to Belgium to fly hoooooome. SHWUT. 
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Precarious Summer Travels
Germany to the Netherlands to France to Belgium to Italy to Greece. WHY IS IT NOT JULY YET?!
Apr 5th
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Taking calculus, ecology, western art, and a comparative sociology class next semester. I registered two hours late, and this is what I enrolled in. All of the classes had less than ten people registered. That was probably a sign.
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